[epub] If I Don't Laugh, I'll . . .

["Jack Wilson" <jack@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

From jack@a-reportsnet.net

Hi Brian and epub list,

Sometimes you just have to take a break. This is one of
those times and I thought I'd share it with you folks;

Email received today: (address deleted to protect, etc.)

  *  I will subscribe if you run my free ad in 6 runs

Reply sent today:

Gee Whiz,

You sound like someone who is REALLY interested in
receiving my ezine. This is exactly the type of targeted
subscriber I've been looking for.

However, I'm sad to report that the available Ad
inventory will not allow me to take advantage of your
kind offer. You see, I've done this kind of arrangement
with all 1200 of our present subscribers and of course,
we have something like 7,000 ads left to run.

At an average of 5 ads per week, this will take about
1,400 weeks to complete.

Please check back in 26.923 years, we look forward to
hearing from you.

Regards,

Jack Wilson
jack@a-reportsnet.net
[Subscribe & get a Free BONUS eBook, "After a While, It
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Epub P.S.: It's like my Daddy often said, "Sometimes it
           don't pay to let the truth get in the way of
           a good story!"

P.P.S:     In this case, the truth is bent ONLY in the
           reply.


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